Witnessed this conversation with a police officer. I was sitting in the back seat of a Pontiac Sunfire with at least 4 other dudes. Also, I had my wisdom teeth removed the day before, so I was pretty high on pain killers.
Officer: What are you guys doing out here?
Driver: We got lost.
Officer: (points flashlight at floor of backseat) Is that some sort of ray gun?
Friend in backseat: No, it’s a (hits button on voice changer) *voice changer.*
Officer: Oh. You guys get home, there’s a storm coming.
Driver: Will do, officer.
Me: (as driver rolls up window) Protect and serve, officer!