Voice changer/ray gunWitnessed this conversation with a police officer. I was sitting in the back seat of a Pontiac Sunfire with at least 4 other dudes. Also, I had my wisdom teeth removed the day before, so I was pretty high on pain killers.

Officer: What are you guys doing out here?

Driver: We got lost.

Officer: (points flashlight at floor of backseat) Is that some sort of ray gun?

Friend in backseat: No, it’s a (hits button on voice changer) *voice changer.*

Officer: Oh. You guys get home, there’s a storm coming.

Driver: Will do, officer.

Me: (as driver rolls up window) Protect and serve, officer!

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