-When are you due?
-April 20. Hitler’s birthday.
-What is the name of your gynecologist?
-Dr. Rufus T. Barleysheath.
-Where was the baby conceived?
-In my vagina.
-What names are you considering?
-Rufus T. Barleysheath.
-How are you feeling?
-*Oh a little achy and nauseous, but I’m hangin’ in there!*
-Are you pregnant?
-No… way that I’m not.
-Liz Lemon and Carmen Chau