-When are you due?

-April 20. Hitler’s birthday.

-What is the name of your gynecologist?

-Dr. Rufus T. Barleysheath.

-Where was the baby conceived?

-In my vagina.

-What names are you considering?

-Rufus T. Barleysheath.

-How are you feeling?

-*Oh a little achy and nauseous, but I’m hangin’ in there!*

-Are you pregnant?

-No… way that I’m not.

-Liz Lemon and Carmen Chau

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