A Millennial Revenge Fantasy by Jamie Lauren Keiles (The Hairpin)

Welcome to the millennial revenge bunker. Here, in this dead-mall-turned-torture-chamber, there is only one master, and it is all of us, equally. Bow before our UGG boots and prepare to sip the calcified piss of a fellow old from one of our myriad trophies. Dodo fuckboys, it’s time to get humble. To

β€œThe fleek have inherited the earth.” (pause for Squarespace promo)

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