Poll: Five Percent of Americans Would Vote Harambe the Dead Ape for President (Gawker)

A new national survey from Public Policy Polling has revealed some startling truths about the American public. Specifically, the fact that 5 percent of voters believe that Harambe, the dead ape widely understood to be in Ape Hell, is the best possible candidate for President of the United States.

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Poll: Five Percent of Americans Would Vote Harambe the Dead Ape for President

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