America in 2017 is a soul-void with no respite, and all we have left are the “hot takes” we formulate each day to help pass the time, inflicting opinions about a ruling class that we are all powerless to stop onto peers we cannot hope to persuade. The dystopia is now; being angry in front of people is our Thunderdome; we are all going to die.

Everyone is now required to have an opinion about Kathy Griffin: Here are 6 acceptable ones