April 21,

Here’s Your 2020 Name Of The Year Bracket by an author (Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog Dot Com)

As a metaphor for our times, you could do worse than the story of Gimadiah Scrogum. In 2015, the Branson (Mo.) Tri-Lakes News reported, Scrogum was pulled over for driving a white Ford pickup without the headlights on. When the cop approached, Scrogum floored it. According to the police report,

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RIP

Nation Too Sad To Fuck Even Though It’s What Prince Would Have Wanted

Relevance!

In the following days, even a passing meeting guaranteed that a friend request would pop up the next time I logged on to Facebook. I felt popular and informed, at all times abreast of what my hallmates, friends, and peers were up to each day….

Facebook’s friend problem
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30 Rock Quote Status Day I’ve seen a blind guy bite a police horse! A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom! I once bit into a burrito and there was a child’s shoe in it! I’ve seen a hooker eat a tire! A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy’s! The projects I lived in were named after Zachary Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time!