Poll: Five Percent of Americans Would Vote Harambe the Dead Ape for President (Gawker)
A new national survey from Public Policy Polling has revealed some startling truths about the American public. Specifically, the fact that 5 percent of voters believe that Harambe, the dead ape widely understood to be in Ape Hell, is the best possible candidate for President of the United States.

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Poll: Five Percent of Americans Would Vote Harambe the Dead Ape for President

Unleash the Power of Android with These Automated Apps (Lifehacker)
If you've ever thought "I wish my Android phone would do [X] whenever [Y] happened"โ€”for example, text your significant other whenever you leave work; silence your phone when you walk into a movie; or turn on your ringer when you wake up in the morningโ€”Tasker makes it possible.

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