song stuck in my head today: that Janelle Monae song from Sesame Street

Amazon offers two hour delivery, when you forget to buy formula before your baby shift. Babies don’t eat carryout

Football season begins = baseball season over
a little sad to be in a world without the ‘in a world…’ guy
Something Awful – The John McCain Honorable Attack Generator (somethingawful.com)

An automated system for generating “honorable attacks” on Republican Presidential Candidate John McCain.

keep refreshing this page, its amusing

John McCain fought and won the Vietnam war alone with nothing but a machete and the American Dream…

but John mcCain has invented a car that runs on Iranian babies.