bought a new laptop 2 weeks ago on Amazon. Every afternoon since, between 2-4pm, the Amazon app sends a push notification that says β€œhey, this other laptop is on sale!” like I drop a grand everyday on laptops. gonna build a laptop fort in my living room out of all my new laptops

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me: looking forward to investing our tax return prudently into our house

also me: Toys R Us is going out of business? Better spend $200 there immediately, before they even start the clearance sale

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