Our kid is in imaginary friend stage. The thing is, his imaginary friend is named Pappy. Pappy is his other dad.
Pappy is constantly one-upping us, his actual parents. Pappy lives on a lake with his pet shark, Hammy. Pappy’s house is a little bigger than our new house, but “not as big as a building. It’s like 68 meters tall.”
Very matter-of-fact, as I was walking out of his room after saying goodnight, he called me back to tell me something. “I need you to go tell Mommy this: Pappy robbed a bank and then he had to go to jail. Ok, goodnight Dad.”
Anyway, watch this space for further Pappy updates, to find out how he has humiliated us this time.