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boilermaker, software enthusiast, skilled raconteur, power user, general man-about-town.
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what better way to procrastinate than to build an AI that sells paperclips

@mattcutts The Hold Steady - Separation Sunday

what is the best and most petty way to resolve a student loan balance of $0.01? asking for a friend

*movie trailer voice* Irma was just a cat 4 hurricane... until they filled it with bullets

@dapilcher the roads are only for use by cars between the hours of 8am - 5:30pm, after which time they become airstrips