fauxhawk sideburns

someone should tell this guy to mackle less

pulls out notepad, writes “don’t put baby in a fire” hmm, the more you know

Thanks #starwars for letting me interact with my #fave #brands like Kay Jewelers and Kraft mac and cheese and Dodge Chargers and HP printer ink and Duracell batteries and Fiat 500s

Been making the same commute for 4 years. Today, Google thinks I went to work in China. Made it in about 40 minutes

United States Polo Assassins have been assassinating since 1890. Made with exclusive Bangladeshi cotton

twister

One of the only photos I took myself on our wedding day @jessamineo

Amazon offers two hour delivery, when you forget to buy formula before your baby shift. Babies don’t eat carryout

Ten years, three degrees, three part time jobs, one internship, one full time job, and a rental property later, it is time for us to move on.