25/09/2018, 21:44

Posted on September 25, 2018

iOS 12 has handy new Siri Shortcuts, like “Make Me Mad, Probably” pic.twitter.com/HXqb3Xx8aQ
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) September 25, 2018

24/09/2018, 13:36

Posted on September 24, 2018

Craig

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It’s What’s Inside That Counts. Introducing the @FieldNotesBrand Limited Edition for Fall, “End Papers.” Linkinbio

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22/09/2018, 08:35

Posted on September 22, 2018

Craig

https://t.co/3XW3o3WypQ pic.twitter.com/prQg8TIEgZ
— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) September 21, 2018

this has become my favorite yearly tradition

20/09/2018, 15:50

Posted on September 20, 2018

Craig

Everyone hates millennials until it’s time to convert a PDF into a Word document
— Sara Valentine (@saramvalentine) September 18, 2018

09/09/2018, 10:34

Posted on September 9, 2018

Craig

acme was just mailing bombs and rockets and shit to a dog
— warrior cop (@wyatt_privilege) September 6, 2018

24/08/2018, 16:41

Posted on August 24, 2018

Craig

its the weekend baby. youknow what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and call 911
— wint (@dril) November 1, 2013

Nobody ever got fired for using Jira. They quit first.
— Peter Seibel (@peterseibel) July 26, 2018

preach

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Posted on June 9, 2018

Craig

Thanks to my loyal sponsors from @potcoin and my team at @Prince_Mrketing , I will be flying to Singapore for the historical Summit. I'll give whatever support is needed to my friends, @realDonaldTrump and Marshall Kim Jong Un. pic.twitter.com/QGPZ8nPrBE
— Dennis Rodman (@dennisrodman) June 8, 2018

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As has been stated by numerous legal scholars, I have the absolute right to PARDON myself, but why would I do that when I have done nothing wrong? In the meantime, the never ending Witch Hunt, led by 13 very Angry and Conflicted Democrats (& others) continues into the mid-terms!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 4, 2018

jfc this guy

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Chappaquiddick occurred just 2 days before the first lunar landing. So you’d think the Film producers would get the Moon right for July 18, 1969. Kennedy sees it full, but the actual phase was a 4-day old waxing crescent that set long before the midnight tragedy. I’m just saying.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) May 10, 2018

nerd alert https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/994594081031376896?s=09

pilch

boosh and/or ka-kow

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