There is a guy on the trolley playing what I am absolutely sure is Pokemon. On an actual Game Boy Color
http://www.purdueexponent.com/?module=article&story_id=22845 only school with 3 players on the list
NHL To Allow Finishing Moves In Fights This Season (Sports)

NEW YORK—In a policy shift that seems to run counter to the recent emphasis on professional hockey as a game of speed and finesse, the NHL announced Wednesday that it will allow exceptionally graphic finishing moves for the 2010-2011 season. “At any point during an on-ice altercation, if one participant in a fight becomes dizzy or dazed, the arena announcer shall exclaim ‘Finish him!’; whereupon the victor shall be given the choice of turning into a dragon and biting off his opponent’s torso, ripping the other skater in half with a razor-sharp hat, or removing his hockey mask to reveal a fire-breathing skeletal face before burning his opponent to a crisp,” the statement from the NHL Competition Committee read in part. “A two-minute minor penalty will be added to the five-minute fighting major if one combatant turns the other into an infant or offers him a wrapped present.” The drastic rule change is believed to be prompted by an on-ice altercation last season after which the Oilers’ Zack Stortini held up the skull and spine of the Rangers’ Donald Brashear, receiving a three-minute standing ovation.

again, if only
Fantasy football team finally overcomes, despite cutler having a real “diabetes day”
Wade, Bosh, James Out For Season After Injuring Selves On First Layup Drill Of Training Camp (Sports)

FORT WALTON BEACH, FL—Moments after stepping onto the practice court for the team’s first layup drill of training camp Tuesday, Miami Heat stars Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, and LeBron James sustained consecutive season-ending injuries. “The team separated into two lines, Dwyane took the first layup, and he tore his MCL on his first step toward the hoop,” Heat president Pat Riley told members of the media. “By the time we got him off the court, Bosh was on the ground holding his foot because he’d ruptured his Achilles tendon during the same drill. And then rebounder Carlos Arroyo gave the ball to LeBron, who dribbled twice and collapsed gasping. Apparently, he’s contracted mitochondrial abnormalities that cause him to fatigue and pass out. So, that’s that. There goes our season.” Following the injuries, the remaining Miami Heat players reportedly introduced themselves to one other.

lol. if only
How would I describe myself? Three words: Hard-working, alpha male… jackhammer… merciless… insatiable…
The cubs game has become more interested in weird looking fans than the game, in the bottom of the third. It could be because they are down 11-0
brett favre you are on the trading block
Figured out how to play GBA roms on my droid 2. Goodbye productivity
Just heard George Thurgood, and now I want a Sam Adams. Like Pavlov’s dogs. It wasn’t even Who Do You Love, it was One Bourbon One Scotch One Beer