Tag: animals talking in all caps

animalstalkinginallcaps:

_{SO GREG’S HOUSE. TEN O’CLOCK. TONS OF GOOD LOOKING BABES, TONS OF BOOZE, EVEN A COUPLE OF BANDS.}

_{THAT SOUNDS AWESOME. DOES STEVEN KNOW?}

_{OF COURSE NOT. WHY WOULD I TELL STEVEN ABOUT A PARTY FULL OF BABES? IF HE ASKS WHAT YOU’RE DOING LATER JUST SAY YOU’VE GOT A COLD OR SOMETHING.} 

YOU TWO DICKWADS CAN STOP WHISPERING. I CAN HEAR YOUR WHOLE CONVERSATION. I’M UGLY, NOT DEAF.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

GOOD MORNING. HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING THE MESCALINE?

_{<I CAN READ YOUR THOUGHTS>}

ARE YOU THIRSTY? I’VE MADE SOME NICE HERBAL TEA.

_{<IT’S POISON>}

IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

_{<THERE IS NOTHING AFTER DEATH>}

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