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Pilch

Party

1 min read

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SO GREG’S HOUSE. TEN O’CLOCK. TONS OF GOOD LOOKING BABES, TONS OF BOOZE, EVEN A COUPLE OF BANDS.THAT SOUNDS AWESOME. DOES STEVEN KNOW?

OF COURSE NOT. WHY WOULD I TELL STEVEN ABOUT A PARTY FULL OF BABES? IF HE ASKS WHAT YOU’RE DOING LATER JUST SAY YOU’VE GOT A COLD OR SOMETHING. 

YOU TWO DICKWADS CAN STOP WHISPERING. I CAN HEAR YOUR WHOLE CONVERSATION. I’M UGLY, NOT DEAF.

Pilch

Mescaline

1 min read

animalstalkinginallcaps:

GOOD MORNING. HOW ARE YOU ENJOYING THE MESCALINE?

<I CAN READ YOUR THOUGHTS>

ARE YOU THIRSTY? I’VE MADE SOME NICE HERBAL TEA.

<IT’S POISON>

IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

<THERE IS NOTHING AFTER DEATH>

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Pilch