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Horse grenades

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-Close only counts in horse grenades.
-What?
-Well, when you are playing horseshoes, and you throw your grenade at the horse, you don't have to get that close to the horse to blow its legs off.
- ...
-It is a saying from that movie, Seabiscuit.

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Rochambeau

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JT: Ok, on three, give him the old Rochambeau!
A: Rock paper scissors?
O: What does a general from the American Revolution have to do with this?
JT: American? Rochambeau sounds... French.
O: Yes, the Franco-American forces.
JT: They fought with Spaghetti-o's and meatballs?
A: Why would a company called "Franco-American" make Italian food?

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Is this guy a shark or what?

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-There are two kinds of people in the world: sheep and sharks. Anyone who is a sheep is fired. Who here is a sheep?
-Excuse me - which is the one people like to hug?
-Gutsy question. You are definitely a shark. Sharks are winners, and they don’t look back because they have no necks. Necks are for sheep. I am proud to be the shepherd of this herd of sharks…

Futurama RIP 1999 - 2003 2009 2013

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Thunder

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Master Shake: Will you check my schedule, please? Right on the fridge.
Frylock: "24/7 THE THUNDER WILL ROLL." Looks like you're all booked up. Forever.
MS: Uh, can we push the rolling thunder to next week?