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Neck pillow

1 min read

-Do you have a neck pillow? I blew mine up, and now it smells like my mouth.

-I don't sleep on planes. I don't want to get incepted.

Liz Lemon and Jack Donaghy

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Mind Vice

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Put your mental burdens in my mind vice, and I will crush them.

Jack Donaghy

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Ambition

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Ambition is the willingness to kill the ones you love and eat them to stay alive.

-Jack Donaghy's throw pillow