– How big is an 8 year old’s head? A bowling ball?
-Too small. It’s like a basketball. But one of those small basketballs, you win at the fair.
-You’re describing a bowling ball!
- Liz Lemon and Crisstopher Cross
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– How big is an 8 year old’s head? A bowling ball?
-Too small. It’s like a basketball. But one of those small basketballs, you win at the fair.
-You’re describing a bowling ball!
-Do you have a neck pillow? I blew mine up, and now it smells like my mouth.
-I don’t sleep on planes. I don’t want to get incepted.
Liz Lemon and Jack Donaghy
-When are you due?
-April 20. Hitler’s birthday.
-What is the name of your gynecologist?
-Dr. Rufus T. Barleysheath.
-Where was the baby conceived?
-In my vagina.
-What names are you considering?
-Rufus T. Barleysheath.
-How are you feeling?
-*Oh a little achy and nauseous, but I’m hangin’ in there!*
-Are you pregnant?
-No… way that I’m not.
-Liz Lemon and Carmen Chau
It’s like Jay-Z said, “Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, thereβs nothing you can do.”
Liz Lemon