“Which parts are the lady parts?”
”The vagina and the heart.”
- Tina and Gene #BobsBurgers
HBO can be yours on Sling TV starting today if you're willing to pay the extra $15 fee each month. Add that on top of Sling's $20 subscription price and you'll get both the linear, live HBO channel...
I can finally pay for GOT, in the most roundabout way possible http:/
Screenwriter, comedian, producer, actor, and author Harris Wittels passed away yesterday at the age of 30. Even if you don't recognize Wittels, you know of his work. He was the co-executive...
Binge-watching a show like The Venture Bros.—a dense sci-fi/action cartoon hybrid with a vast universe only rivaled by the depth of its references—may feel like trying to speed-read Tolkien in Elvish. But trust us, this is possible.
In the words of ZODIAC_MF, this show is NOT OPTIONAL. Although the guide does miss a couple of my favorite season 2 episodes, “Love Bheits” and “Showdown at Cremation Creek.” Really looking forward to the space special.
Released in 1966, Manos: The Hands of Fate is a D-minus of a B movie: Its plot, about desert-dwelling pagans, makes little sense. Its cast could be out-acted by the stars of a day care holiday pageant. And the film is paced with the urgency and focus of a box turtle on lithium….
-When are you due?
-April 20. Hitler’s birthday.
-What is the name of your gynecologist?
-Dr. Rufus T. Barleysheath.
-Where was the baby conceived?
-In my vagina.
-What names are you considering?
-Rufus T. Barleysheath.
-How are you feeling?
-*Oh a little achy and nauseous, but I’m hangin’ in there!*
-Are you pregnant?
-No… way that I’m not.
-Liz Lemon and Carmen Chau